Putting it about on the London comedy circuit since Feb 2010, this belligerent* Essex girl is sarcastic and unenthused about pretty much everything.

Often seen clutching a pint in one hand and a mic in the other, this is when she is at her most dangerous, and should not be approached.

Expect outrageously cheeky observations and aggressive punch lines.

(*aggressive, argumentative, quarrelsome, loud-mouthed, confrontational, spoiling for a fight, cantankerous)…

but hey, at least she’s not condescending.