Terms of use, legal & the ever important Privacy snizzle

  1. According to The UK Public Order Act - 1986, you should never use this site whilst naked or exposed; when outside in a public area
  2. Privacy: after leaving BowledOverComedy.com you should delete all cookies. We are not tracking you; but everyone else is
  3. BowledOver comedy cannot be held responsible should a sizable bought of laughter be incurred when attending a BowledOver comedy night; you must attend at your own risk!
  4. Comedians, not matter how funny; do not make good dining tables
  5. Female comedians, no matter how funny; do not make good pint rests
  6. BowledOver comedy and the Balham Bowls Club have no real or pretend association with the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), we have far too much class for that
  7. If you have really got this far, bear in mind this is just a website, so:

    • BowledOver comedy cannot be held responsible for anything that could possibly happen while using this site
    • All content is to be read, digested & belived at your own risk. Copyrights may be applied
    • BowledOver cannot be held responsible should any unwanted things happen to your computer, internet connection, electricity supply, council tax bill or (personal, physical and or mental) life; by the act of accessing, reading, listening, viewing or even thinking about this site
    • Legally binding statements; always look more dapper with semi-colon usage
    • Imagine how bad it would be; if you only had a semi-colon..
    • Lastly, just incase you have not already been warned, beware of the sasquatch, we have no control over him conturary to the recent rumors